Five things, done properly.
Not forty things done half-way. Here's exactly what HeimPulse checks, publishes, and tells you — and how each piece actually works.
Uptime monitoring
HTTP checks on the interval you choose, from six regions worldwide. Assert on status code, latency, headers, or response body — see exactly what failed, not just that something did.
Learn more →Status pages
A page your customers bookmark instead of emailing you. Your logo, your domain on paid plans, live incident history — set up in minutes, not a sprint.
Learn more →Incident monitoring
Consecutive failures open an incident automatically, using thresholds you control per service — and it closes itself when the service recovers. Or post updates yourself when you already know what's going on.
Learn more →SSL monitoring
Add a host, set your own warning threshold, and get a real TLS handshake result on a recurring schedule — so an expired cert doesn't become a Monday-morning surprise.
Learn more →MCP monitoring Beta
Uptime and latency for your MCP server, same as any endpoint — plus schema-drift detection that catches a renamed tool or a changed input shape before an agent silently breaks on it.
Learn more →See it running on your own endpoints.
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